Ya'll. Me (21F) and my boyfriend(26m) were just having sex that could outshine Hera and Zeus themselves, but for unexpected reasons.
So maybe this whole thing is tmi, but prior to us having sex, he told me about a little bit of a fantasy where he c*ms on my ass/lower back. Cool, typical fun sexy stuff, whatever. So, per the request, of course doggy style was on the menu. (A pertinent detail in what exactly transpired here…)
Anyways my dude pulls out just in time to not come on my ass, but actually launches his jelly-filled donut across my back, over my head, in my hair and across the sheets (a total of about 5ft of clearance from the launch pad). He was shocked, I was shocked, the cat watching creepily in the corner was shocked, everyone was shocked. It came with so much force that for a minute I wasn't sure if it had come from him or a semi-automatic weapon, and with a quantity that could compete with the great flood.
So anyways, we were both wildly humored by this experience as we dealt with quite the mess on our hands. But it served as a great reminder that when you are intimate with someone (especially for the health of a relationship) don't forget to have fun and try not to take things too seriously sometimes. Above all else, sex is suppose to be enjoyable. So for example, if you are someone who chronically makes awkward jokes during sex, don't settle for anything less than a partner that is turned on by your quirkiness and makes you feel comfortable being yourself.
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